I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
I LOVE HOW HE ALWAYS WALKS LIKE HIS BALLS ARE TOO BIG TO FIT BETWEEN HIS LEGS
I MEAN WUT
Maybe they are. Maybe Derek has to strap them down every morning before even attempting jeans. Or maybe it’s make belief. Maybe he doesn’t have balls and he’s trying to make out he has?
HIS BALLS ARE SO BIG THEY’RE LIKE BOOBS
THEY NEED A CORSET
THAT DEREK STRAPS THEM INTO
AND STILES IS STUNNED TO DISCOVER
THAT DEREK WEARS A CORSET
A LEATHER CORSET
WITH LEATHER LACES
THAT GO ALL THE WAY UP
AND ALL THE WAY DOWN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Just a friendly reminder that Hoechlin freely admitted in an interview that he strictly wears Underamour.
Apparently you buy those when your JUNK IS TOO MASSIVE FOR REGULAR BRIEFS TO CONTAIN
REBLOGGING FOR ACCURACY AND RESEARCH
TWO THINGS THIS FANDOM IS RENOWNED FOR
Well, Jeff did tweet that Hoechlin need like a 20 min warning to get into his jeans or something. xDD Like he thinks they are uncomfy or something. lolol. But also I find the way he walks unfy (even if that means he’s just uncomfortable). XDDDD /o\
It’s not so much Tyler Hoechlin trying to walk around his gigantic balls
AS A GIGANTIC PAIR OF BALLS TAKING TYLER HOECHLIN OUT FOR A WALK
Tyler will find out about this post..
Reblogging with the hope that he will see this, tbh.
*trades in old iPhone and gets a $100 discount* *uses $100 from savings to buy a necessary two year upgrade* *pays phone bill every month* *pays everyone’s car insurance* *pays rent* *pays tuition* *buys school books* *pays for gas* *works minimum wage*